I can't seem to think of anything.

yahooentertainment:

lupita is the best

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kissedthystones:

I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

kissedthystones:

I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

(via t33nag3e-sh1t)

ultrannoying:

if u squish those bunny marshmallows they become kim jong-un

ultrannoying:

if u squish those bunny marshmallows they become kim jong-un

(via t33nag3e-sh1t)

mylifeiscorgisandnetflix:

WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING

mylifeiscorgisandnetflix:

WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING

(via envy-kitty)

zaynhappened:


hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

(Source: youngsta-tes, via envy-kitty)

msdisneyprincess:

one-of-the-sadly-fallenis:

princess-0f-disney:

fjordlorde:

randomguy2015:

sociopathintheimpala:

deducingtimeangel:

emilyissherlocked:

iou-one-jolly-time-vortex:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

If you listen to the end of tangled…. Rapunzel and Eugene didnt get married until several years later 

same with Aladdin and jasmine!

And Belle was trapped in that castle for months with Beast; I’m pretty sure at least a year.

Also Tiana and her prince were together as frogs for an indeterminate length of time before they married. 

Tumblr gets schooled by the Disney fandom

Also let’s not forget Aurora was betrothed (which uhh, was a thing and some places still is).

Cinderella had to be locked in her home away from her prince whilst she knew he was looking for her. 

I love how no one is trying to defend Ariel and Snow.

When Ariel was permanently turned back into a human by her father, we don’t know how much time passed between that day and their wedding.

Snow was under the sleeping curse for at least half a year. Remember the lovely commentary animated films used to do? At the end of the film, it states, “The Prince, who had searched far and wide, heard of the maiden who slept in the glass coffin.” Additionally, it shows changes in season.
And finally we don’t even see a marriage between The Prince and Snow.

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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via envy-kitty)

obsessedwithpuck:

Hawks&Blues Game

obsessedwithpuck:

Hawks&Blues Game

(via whodidzis)

parents:

okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!

clock:

11:01

me:

they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

nightbike:

bobbieluvsya:

nerdblaster:

Remember when video games were a hobby and not a political soapbox? 

Fuck feminists.

remember when gamers kept complaining about how games weren’t taken seriously as an art form or a medium of their own, and then got whiny when people started taking them seriously and critiquing them as most other art and media is also critiqued?

fuck being complacent about mediocrity

nerdblaster just got nerdBLASTED

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ernoji:

when it’s the middle of the night and u hear ur parents waking up

image

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i went to read a fic and i,

furgoat:

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youngstero:

my grandfather and my great aunt both spoke 6 languages fluently and I remember hearing them have a conversation and they would switch languages mid sentence because what they were describing could be more succinctly said in a different language and that’s so cool if I want to express that something is really great I will say the word hella before an adjective

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