I can't seem to think of anything.

ill-be-y0ur-safety:

standhaft:

the-universe-of-justin:

Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.

We are

too accurate 

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jeffblimissylar:

Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?

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That Hermione Granger

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You know what I’d give her on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1… 1 would be the ugliest and then 10 is pretty…

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I would give her

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an 8

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An 8.5

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Or 9

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Not over a 9.8

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Because there is always room for improvement

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Not everyone’s perfect like me

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That’s why I am holding out for a 10

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Because I’m worth it

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hobbitfeminism:

randomredux:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF

This got even funnier when I realized that to shoot it, essentially someone had to hurl a massive rat puppet at Cary Elwes.

I’m envisioning some sort of rat catapult

a ratapult, if you will

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leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

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tegan-or-sara:

me around small children

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dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

(via kirrugh)

Avatar: The Last Airbender Rewatch
Favorite Characters: Sokka

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cephalodogs:

fun things to do in front of nerdy boys

intentionally mix up zelda and link
mispronounce “anime”
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”

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sexybaldwin:

chess-ka:

words-are-vibrations:

tyraditar:

tyraditar:

night vale is full of thought provoking humour and beautifully inspirational monologues but “subway? more like wowza” will always be one of the best things it’s ever come up with

it’s right at the top of the list with “what’s an egg” and “i never knew school cleaning appliances were so strong”

"Mountains? More like nothings" 

"Nice try, giant worms.

"And I was like, whatever, rich guy!”

(via aluvya)

underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

(via sarah-yyy)

baby:

d-d-d-d

dad:

daddy?

baby:

destroy capitalism

karl marx:

nice

alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

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