Who Said Violence Can't Be Cute?

May 23
thethresholdgirl:

itsanearhatloki:

noticemeimbroken:

katonwolf:

ximjustinlovex:

sleeping-with-theveil:

allyykatt:


 

I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.
I have a lot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.
I smile a lot, so i must have the perfect life.
I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.
My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.
I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?
I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.
I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.
I’m black, so I must be ghetto.
I’m black, so I must be stupid.
I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.
I’m bisexual, so I must get around.
I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.
I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.
I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.
I cut myself so I must be emo.
I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe.
I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.
I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends
I am gay, so i must be bullied
I am trans, so I must be a freak.
Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.
I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life
I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist
I make a lot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded.
I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay.
I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel.
I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed.
I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut.
I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy.
I really love him, so I must hold on.
I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.
I really love him, so I must be taken for granted.
I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt.
I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid.
I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.
I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.
I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated.
I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood.
“Forever reblogg”.


Wow this

this is perfect wow

I’m a Christian, so I must hate gays
I have big boobs, so I must dress like a whore
I’m overweight, so I must be fat
I’m not a big talker, so I must have no friends
I’m homeschooled, so I must be a loner
I like country music, so I must be a redneck
I like pop music, so I must be a floozy

I’m Black so I must like watermelon, kool aid, and fried chicken
I’m Mexican so I must hang out at home depot
I’m Irish so I must be drunk
I’m German so I must be hitler

I love this.

I’m an atheist so I must be a pretentious asshole.
I’m a masculine girl so I must be a lesbian.
I’m a feminine boy so I must be gay.

I’m asexual so I must hate everyone, or it’s just a phase.
I’m intelligent so I have to ace every test. 
I’m optimistic so I can never possibly be depressed. 
I’m nice to the point of being a pushover so I can never say no to anything. 

thethresholdgirl:

itsanearhatloki:

noticemeimbroken:

katonwolf:

ximjustinlovex:

sleeping-with-theveil:

allyykatt:

 

I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.

I have a lot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.

I smile a lot, so i must have the perfect life.

I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.

My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.

I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?

I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.

I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.

I’m black, so I must be ghetto.

I’m black, so I must be stupid.

I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.

I’m bisexual, so I must get around.

I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.

I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.

I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.

I cut myself so I must be emo.

I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe.

I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.

I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends

I am gay, so i must be bullied

I am trans, so I must be a freak.

Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.

I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life

I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist

I make a lot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded.

I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay.

I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel.

I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed.

I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut.

I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy.

I really love him, so I must hold on.

I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.

I really love him, so I must be taken for granted.

I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt.

I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid.

I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.

I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.

I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated.

I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood.

“Forever reblogg”.

Wow this

this is perfect wow

I’m a Christian, so I must hate gays

I have big boobs, so I must dress like a whore

I’m overweight, so I must be fat

I’m not a big talker, so I must have no friends

I’m homeschooled, so I must be a loner

I like country music, so I must be a redneck

I like pop music, so I must be a floozy

I’m Black so I must like watermelon, kool aid, and fried chicken

I’m Mexican so I must hang out at home depot

I’m Irish so I must be drunk

I’m German so I must be hitler

I love this.

I’m an atheist so I must be a pretentious asshole.

I’m a masculine girl so I must be a lesbian.

I’m a feminine boy so I must be gay.

I’m asexual so I must hate everyone, or it’s just a phase.

I’m intelligent so I have to ace every test. 

I’m optimistic so I can never possibly be depressed. 

I’m nice to the point of being a pushover so I can never say no to anything. 

May 23
May 23
anus:

im not your average girl

anus:

im not your average girl

May 23
May 23
  • what the box says: serves four
  • what it means: serves me
May 23
May 23

lardypoison:

tiptoeing is so weird MY TOES CAN HOLD MY BODY wow

May 23
pauloferreiraa:

skittle-happy-matt:

loki-princeofcats:

lusilly:

At first I was like
“oh hot reservoirthis is my jelly”
and it didn’t make sense
but then it did 



I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.

omfg

pauloferreiraa:

skittle-happy-matt:

loki-princeofcats:

lusilly:

At first I was like

“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”

and it didn’t make sense

but then it did 

image

I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.

omfg

May 23

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

image

May 23
  • me: closes wrong tab
  • me: PTERODACTYL NOISE
May 23

bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

image

I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

May 23

wheresmywatson:

icantsumupmyfandomsinonename:

jumperpheasants:

boner jokes in doctor who

THE SECOND ONE

HOW HAVE I NOT NOTICED THESE BEFORE AM I BLIND

May 23

balthazarse:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

yoursongisendingdoctor:

itsneumann:

the best part is that this is the actual dialogue

The best part is that this is not a metaphor or slang or anything

The best part is that there is a giant, alcoholic, manic-depressive teddy bear watching tv and contemplating suicide behind that door.

The best part is that this entire show is on crack.

May 23

natashahiddles:

Iron Man 2 deleted scene. (2)

May 23