I used to make fun of plankton for being in a relationship with his computer but now look at me
You look like you're doing something a little suspicious on your phone.
*under my breath* do you consider reading gay fanfiction on Tumblr suspicious?
Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
Listen, mute dude. I think you’re seriously underestimating how hard Peter is to kill. After the nuclear holocaust, there will be cockroaches and Peter Hale.
I need like a comic strip of a city in ruins and in the center of it is Peter playing poker with a bunch of cockroaches just like “Your move…but remember I am the alpha…”
"i wanna read this very specific fanfiction but i really, really don’t want to write it" - a story about me