I can't seem to think of anything.

drunktrophywife:

I used to make fun of plankton for being in a relationship with his computer but now look at me

(via damndidlyshitcakes)

Teacher:

You look like you're doing something a little suspicious on your phone.

Me:

*under my breath* do you consider reading gay fanfiction on Tumblr suspicious?

darksupersonic7:

uniquanaomi:

bikinimybottom:

remember when bee movie promoted bestiality 

*beestiality

i need a moment

darksupersonic7:

uniquanaomi:

bikinimybottom:

remember when bee movie promoted bestiality 

*beestiality

i need a moment

(via damndidlyshitcakes)

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

image

image bring me the booty

(Source: gloomyspice, via damndidlyshitcakes)

wolftraps:

highpriestessofjogan:

wolftraps:

Listen, mute dude. I think you’re seriously underestimating how hard Peter is to kill. After the nuclear holocaust, there will be cockroaches and Peter Hale.

I need like a comic strip of a city in ruins and in the center of it is Peter playing poker with a bunch of cockroaches just like “Your move…but remember I am the alpha…”

omfg yes

(via moonlettuce)

forever90s:

Before I discovered the Internet.

forever90s:

Before I discovered the Internet.

(via the-sherlocked-avatar)

fishontree:

first part of my palette chalenge Flight Rising style

more to come (at some point :P)

(via moonlettuce)

sophelstien:

"i wanna read this very specific fanfiction but i really, really don’t want to write it" - a story about me

(via sarah-yyy)

azzaliejane:

this freaked me out cause patrick got serious

azzaliejane:

this freaked me out cause patrick got serious

(via kirrugh)

shorthairedsif:

every deleted scene from the thor movies is a treasure and should never have ended up on the cutting room floor

(via moonlettuce)

green-circles:

timey-wimey-sherlock:

You don’t say….